Obama Pulls Plug on Health Reform

In remarks at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser Thursday night, and with approval from the White House Death Panel, President Obama pulled the life support from the dying patient of Health Care Reform. In doing so he stated :

"And it may be that ... if Congress decides we're not going to do it, even after all the facts are laid out, all the options are clear, then the American people can make a judgment as to whether this Congress has done the right thing for them or not, ..."  "And that's how democracy works. There will be elections coming up and they'll be able to make a determination and register their concerns one way or the other during election time."

Now, for all of you out there in fly-over land what this really means is that if "health care" dies and the Democrats get ousted in November 2010, Obama will, in his haughty and imperious manner, declaim that they were defeated exactly because they did not pass his health care and that if they had passed it they would have been fine.


Gotta start calling him Teflon Obama.